You can clearly see why Karl Marx Academy seniors Ashley and Caitlin are two of the top ten students in their school. They prefer to take direct action in the shadows rather than engage in federally prohibited protests, helping to ensure the safety of all freedom-loving Americans.

They call Cassandra Hawthorne the ICE Breaker. One day, she took down 28 marauding ICE agents with her bare hands in less than five minutes. The bruised and battered agents left without kidnapping any of her classmates (or any of the other school children) and haven't returned since.