Lorlie Does Halloween and More
I’ve never been to a Halloween party in my life. Seriously. They look like lots of fun, but I prefer to sit in a cozy chair with a good horror book, sipping hot cocoa, while listening to classical music on Samhain. Having said that, I’m almost certain that you wouldn’t have to drag me out of my apartment if you told me that guests would be adorned in the Lorlie Halloween costumes you see here on this page.
She’ll slice you to ribbons, all the while smiling
My Facebook ad experience is questionable, but on Instagram, it’s so on point. When I saw a sponsored ad for this company, I had to check out their profile. I was not disappointed. The sibling-owned and operated business out of Phoenix, Arizona normally sells affordable womenswear; tops, bottoms, shoes, and accessories. It’s their Halloween get-ups, however, that are currently taking front and center.
The best thing about these costumes is that there’s not one sexy nurse outfit in sight! What truly wowed me, was that Chucky outfit. Terrifying and sexy all at once!
Daphne and Velma
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a Daphne costume before, but I’ve seen plenty of Velma’s. The laced-front thigh-highs are what make this costume more appealing than most Velma outfits.
The Daphne costume is good too, I guess. Just kidding! It’s great!
Do they behave when the cat’s not around?
Never in my entire life would I have ever imagined a sexy Thing One and Thing Two costume. This is pure genius! That’s not to say that I haven’t seen costumes of the twin, blue-haired terrors before. I have, but I’m not impressed by any of them (not the ones for adults, anyway). These are the best T1/T2 costumes yet!
I might consider inviting these two over to my Halloween party if they promised not to damage the furniture, or kill my fish.
Oh, Cruella!
I haven’t seen “101 Dalmations” since I was a kid and I’ve yet to see “Cruella” despite what little I’ve been able to see of Emma Stone’s outstanding performance in trailers. But, you’re not thinking of either of those movies right now, are you?
There’s still time for me to decide whether or not I want to stay home again this year or get smashed at a Halloween party, but you’re going out that night, I’d like to suggest one of these amazing outfits for you and your friends. Be bold and be badass. The sexy nurse thing is tired, already. It’s going to be Halloween! Be adventurous!
