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House Speaker Mike Johnson claims e-magazine Neuerotica propaganda for  satanic socialist sex cult, says founder's girlfriend has "a long, red tail."

House Speaker Mike Johnson claims e-magazine Neuerotica propaganda for  satanic socialist sex cult, says founder's girlfriend has "a long, red tail."

Neighbors say Neuerotica founder watches anime (and may also enjoy reading manga), and worry about the safety of  neighborhood children

Neighbors say Neuerotica founder watches anime (and may also enjoy reading manga), and worry about the safety of  neighborhood children

Neuerotica staffer seen wielding an AK-47 at a Halloween party. Authorities are investigating the alleged incident.

Neuerotica staffer seen wielding an AK-47 at a Halloween party. Authorities are investigating the alleged incident.

Young people aren't the only ones being affected by Neuerotica's debauched influence; the elderly have also become susceptible to its diabolically seductive allure.

Young people aren't the only ones being affected by Neuerotica's debauched influence; the elderly have also become susceptible to its diabolically seductive allure.

Undercover reporter finds evidence of reverse racism at Neuerotica, claiming that receptionists are kept as "breeding stock" for their male employees.

Undercover reporter finds evidence of reverse racism at Neuerotica, claiming that receptionists are kept as "breeding stock" for their male employees.

Degenerates stalk Neuerotica's deplorable office bathrooms, where women are forced to use men’s urinals

Degenerates stalk Neuerotica's deplorable office bathrooms, where women are forced to use men’s urinals

FBI director Kash Patel set to investigate Neuerotica founder for pedophilia (as evidenced by this photo from an anonymous source) and his involvement in the fall of the Roman Empire

FBI director Kash Patel set to investigate Neuerotica founder for pedophilia (as evidenced by this photo from an anonymous source) and his involvement in the fall of the Roman Empire

Whispered rumors are circulating in New York about some Neuerotica staffers engaging in bestiality in Central Park. Evidence of this alleged behavior has not been confirmed.

Whispered rumors are circulating in New York about some Neuerotica staffers engaging in bestiality in Central Park. Evidence of this alleged behavior has not been confirmed.

Attorney General Pam Bondi promises that her office will shut down Neuerotica and arrest its founder for creating memes targeting Trump, his family, and his administration that are currently being disseminated widely across the internet.

Attorney General Pam Bondi promises that her office will shut down Neuerotica and arrest its founder for creating memes targeting Trump, his family, and his administration that are currently being disseminated widely across the internet.

A paramilitary group of young black women out of Brooklyn, New York, calling themselves the “Stomper Debs,” rally around Neuerotica founder, says they will “pop” any right-wing extremists targeting him.

A paramilitary group of young black women out of Brooklyn, New York, calling themselves the “Stomper Debs,” rally around Neuerotica founder, says they will “pop” any right-wing extremists targeting him.

Does capitalism cause excessive vaginal dryness? Neuerotica’s founder seems to think so, along with conservative politics and values.

Does capitalism cause excessive vaginal dryness? Neuerotica’s founder seems to think so, along with conservative politics and values.

Wrestling matches are allegedly being held in the basement of the building where Neuerotica's offices are located, pitting black and white women against each other.

Wrestling matches are allegedly being held in the basement of the building where Neuerotica's offices are located, pitting black and white women against each other.

Legendary Pop Star Ayesha Erotica files a lawsuit against the publisher of e-magazine Neuerotica, claiming half their name is literally hers.

Legendary Pop Star Ayesha Erotica files a lawsuit against the publisher of e-magazine Neuerotica, claiming half their name is literally hers.

In entertainment news, it seems Neuerotica has two new fans who also happen to be celebrities. The celebrity stans, Morgan Freeman and Denzel Washington, are seen here posing for a photoshoot in an alley behind the building where Neuerotica’s headqua

In entertainment news, it seems Neuerotica has two new fans who also happen to be celebrities. The celebrity stans, Morgan Freeman and Denzel Washington, are seen here posing for a photoshoot in an alley behind the building where Neuerotica’s headquarters are located.

The white women of the receptionist pool at Neuerotica want the haters and the general public to know that they're "just fine" and to "fuck off".

The white women of the receptionist pool at Neuerotica want the haters and the general public to know that they're "just fine" and to "fuck off".